A Visit from St. Startup

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through VS Code

Not a hacker was noodling, not even in Node;

The term sheets were sent and the checks were all cleared,

And the bros were all done adding value this year;

The hustlers were grinding their teeth in their beds;

While their shrinking runway danced in their heads;

And my dog in her dog bed, and I in my my…